Great Britain, United Kingdom, England, British Isles etc. Great Britain is the large island that is north of France, and east of Ireland. It contains three autonomous regions: England, Wales and Scotland. Great Britain and Northern Ireland, together, are called the United Kingdom (The U.K.), which is, officially, the name of the country. The official title that you can find on a passport of a person from any of these four regions is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Ireland (or Eire) is a separate country altogether. Confused? Us natives are too. Don’t worry, it gets more complicated than this. The British Isles refers to both the large islands, and therefore includes Ireland too, but this expression is used only in relation to geography. This is all according to the ‘official’ description. Natives of Britain often think in different ways. If you ask any Englishman, or Welshman where he’s from, he will tell you England, or Wales, not the United Kingdom. Nobody except tourists say, ‘Are you from the United Kingdom?’ We seldom refer to ourselves as British either, probably because it has political connotations. For the same reason, it is much less common to see the British flag –the Union Jack- (the red, white, and blue one) hanging in public places, as it is to see the American flag in the US. This can be a political statement. The easiest and safest way is to refer to each individual country or nationality. Thus England/English, Scotland/Scottish, Wales/Welsh, Northern Ireland/Northern Irish. All of these people could be called Britons, Brits, British, or more unusually, Britishers. Britons is uncommon outside of newspapers and formal styles. Brits is a popular word with non-Brits, and is informal; ‘He was running around drunk on the beach like a typical Brit abroad.’ Britisher is an ugly word that is only usually heard outside Britain too. British is the most universal and acceptable way of talking about the person’s nationality. It describes the people, but can be used as an adjective for anything else too: ‘British weather is so bad, but when it rains, a lot of British men go out without their umbrellas. Why?’ Also note that there is no adjective for someone from the United Kingdom, which considering this is the official name of the country, is absurd!
 Dumb (adj.) 1. Stupid, idiotic. 2. Unable to talk.
 (to) Over-charge to ask more money for something than the normal price. Tourist prices!
 Dull (adj.) boring, tedious, uninteresting.
 Mermaid (noun) half topless woman, half fish.
 Grotty (adj.) describes something that is dirty, ugly and without much charm. If someone told you about a grotty hotel, you definitely wouldn’t want to stay there, as it would be unpleasant and of bad quality. You might enjoy staying at a sleazy hotel a little more, as the meaning of this adjective is more to do with ‘immoral’ or ‘dishonest’ behaviour. There are probably prostitutes, drugs, or some kind of corrupt, illegal activity happening there. Sleazy doesn’t necessarily mean that the sheets will be dirty. Seedy is a synonym. A tacky hotel is more recommended. This would be of low quality too, but would best be described as ‘in bad taste’ and probably ‘out of fashion’. You should expect lots of gold, silver, and bright colours, flowery wallpaper, plastic palm trees, etc. The word doesn’t imply dirty or illegal. Sleazy, seedy, and tacky are commonly used to describe people too. Other useful negative adjectives for places could be second-rate (below standard) and squalid (extremely dirty, unpleasant and poor), naff or crappy meaning ‘of disappointingly low or bad quality’.
 Fee (noun) the price to enter or join. Usually for schools, courses or professional services.
 As you know, the currency in the United Kingdom is the pound (sterling). What you may not know is that the pound has a nickname; the quid. Quid always keeps its singular form. How much is ten quid in Euros? The smallest coin is called the penny when it is in its singular form, and pence in plural. These are much more frequently known by the letter p; I remember the days when a sandwich cost 25p.
Introduction. Adjectives to describe character. Travel. Tourism
1. The Betting Shop Verbs followed by gerunds and infinitives. Gambling.
2. The Dole Office. Conditionals. Conditional inversions. Phrasal verbs. Social security. Signing on. Job interviews.
The London Survival Game. How to get by in the capital.
3. The Pub. Modal verbs for deduction and advice. ‘Used to’ plus gerund/infinitive. Drinking.
Anja’s guide to speaking perfect English. Part one. Pronunciation.
4. Brighton Beach. Fast food. Globalisation.
5. The Indian. Countable/uncountable nouns. Eating habits. Cookery.
Anja’s guide to speaking perfect English. Part two. Pronunciation.
6. The Police Station. Revision of Tenses. Modal verbs of obligation. Pronunciation. Crime school.
7. The Greasy Spoon Café. Phrasal verbs. Contractions. ‘Ain’t’. Pronunciation dictation.
8. The Squat. Dependant prepositions. Squatting. Homelessness.
9. The Bus and Underground. Phrasal verbs. Directions. Transport.
10. The Royal Revue Strip Bar. Reported Speech. Short Answers. Question tags. The Sex Industry. Censorship.
11. The Royal Revue Strip Bar. Can. Could. Be able to, Manage to. Adjectives. Physical appearance.
12. The Newsagent’s. Adjectives for describing appearance. Active and passive tenses. Do or make? Shops. Newspapers. The Press. Magazines. Celebrities.
13. The Jumble Sale. ‘Used to’ plus gerund/infinitive. ‘Got to’, ‘Need to’. Adjectives –ED and –ING endings. New or second-hand? Paris. Bric-a-brac. Clothes. Fashion. Names.
14. Speakers Corner. Future tenses. Freedom of speech. Heckling. Arms. Weapons. Crimes.
15. The Old Bailey. Gerund and infinitive with a change of meaning. Revision. Law and Order. Languages and Dialects.
16. Her Majesty’s Prison Woodworm Shrubs. Revision. Swearwords. Insults. X-certificate English.
CLICK WHERE YOU SEE THIS BUTTON FOR PART THREE WITH ANSWER KEY, SOLUTIONS, DISCUSSION POINTS and ADDITIONAL READING MATERIAL
1. How to find a flat or accommodation in London or one of the big cities in England.
2. How to use (or abuse) the jobcentre, and some interesting ideas on how to get a job.
3. What you will need to bring with you when you go.
4. What to eat and drink in England.
5. Driving in England. Driving signs and signals. A typical day’s driving in the capital. Learning to drive.
6. Sending and understanding messages sent by email or mobile phone.
7. English for domestic arguments.
8. The West End and East End of London. Cockney Rhyming Slang. Cockney Dictionary. Pronunciation.
9. English for finding a boyfriend or girlfriend. Chat-up lines.
Read PART ONE and PART TWO.
Do the exercises. Discuss the points with your teacher, classmates or friends. Play the games. Do the activities.
Now go to PART THREE.
Find all the answers, information, explanations, grammar, vocabulary. Learn about English culture.
Dear Raji Fred,
Role Play ONE
Student A. You are the Queen of England. You are bored with your job. Your husband is an alcoholic disaster who spends all day chatting up the attractive chambermaids at the palace. You have become good friends with a 55-year old businessman Raji Fred. He is extremely rich and influential and very attractive too. You would love to have a romance with him. You have invited him to your palace in Balmoral to talk to him about the wedding of your niece Lady Sara Winthorpe. She is going to get married to Raji’s son. Your real intention is to seduce hunky Raji. Don’t let him distract you with talk about the wedding. You need romance, affection and possibly a new husband. But don’t forget, you are the Queen of England, and you have to keep the image of respectability.
Student B. You are Raji Fred, a rich, noble, decent businessman. Your diligent hard work and industry have made you extremely wealthy and influential. You have become good friends with the Queen of England, a friendship you wish to nurture. The only problem is that she fancies you. That is, she thinks you are very attractive and desirable. You like her as a friend and businesswoman, but you aren’t considering a relationship. She is the Queen of England! She has invited you to Balmoral Palace to discuss arrangements for the marriage between your son Ali and her niece Lady Sara Winthorpe. You are both sat in armchairs in the magnificent palace. You must insist that arrangements are made for transport, the correct ceremonial route, family photographs, press releases and a million other important issues. Don’t let her start talking about romance. She’s not your type, and besides, she always smells of gin and tonic, the poor old woman.
Use the adjectives below to describe each of the characters above (0.0 Meet the Characters!)
For example. Anja is very demanding, fussy and conceited. Zak Washington is cocky. Sophie is up-tight. Which adjectives describe you and your friends?
outspoken  gentle obnoxious  cold perverted changeable desperate intimidating pragmatic polite highly-strung  up-tight  fussy easy-going vulnerable repressed offensive gung-ho influential conceited sweet cocky faithful gorgeous robustclumsy over-the-top shy modest untidy methodical selfish kind sentimental gross fun wealthy funny demanding
 Outspoken (adj) opinions that are very strong, often too strong. Can be used negatively or positively. ‘That guy is so outspoken, he says exactly what he thinks and usually upsets somebody.’
 Obnoxious (adj) very loud, rude, crude, and often quite offensive.
 Highly-strung (adj.) a very useful word that describes people who are too tense, too sensitive, too changeable and very volatile. These are the type of people that need to be treated with care, as they usually have bad tempers and are very emotional.
 Uptight (adj.) stressed out, tense, sexually repressed, similar to ‘highly strung’, although uptight is perhaps more useful to describe a temporary state.
 Cocky (adj.) a humorous word used to describe males, mainly young men, who have an enormous amount of confidence, cheek, and nerve. They usually walk like John Travolta in Grease, and think that they are God’s gift to women like Rod Stewart used to, and have a mouth like Mohammed Ali’s.
 Over-the-top (adj.) very excessive and exaggerated. People, behaviour, films, music etc.
 Gross (adj.) disgusting, nasty, horrible, rude, tasteless, crude. Very popular in American English to describe people, food, behaviour etc.
DESK SERGEANT REYNOLDS, a respectable police officer who likes sleazy Soho nightspots.
THE TICKET INSPECTOR, (London Underground). 2,000,000,000 people speak English. It takes a very special talent to speak it worse than all of them. Meet the man.
DAVE THE TRANSVESTITE PICKPOCKET will have his hands in your pockets, looking for your jewels in no time.
ABDEL, the proprietor of the Kebab Delight Restaurant, quite possible the capital’s most horrible and disgusting restaurant. Learn English free there.
CHRISTOPER OFF, a lovely gentlemen with a phrasal verbs fixation.
Which adjectives can you think of to describe the qualities necessary for the following jobs? A fireman, an actor, a corrupt politician, and a taxi driver. Make a list of all the other adjectives that you can think of, and put them into the following list. Usually, they will fit into the 'POSTIVE' or 'NEGATIVE' lists. An adjective such as ‘mean’, for example, is always negative. Similarly, ‘generous’ is always positive. A word such as ‘ambitious’ is more problematic, as this can have either negative or positive connotations. When you have finished, discuss the differences as a group.
Student A. You are Zak Washington, a lazy and corrupt English teacher who is determined to take advantage of as many rich, gullible foreign students as possible. You are going to speak to an Algerian gentleman called Abdel who is the owner of the disgusting Kebab Delight restaurant on the Old Kent Road. You think that Abdel is the perfect man to help you make money. Talk to him about how you can send foreign students to him to ‘supposedly’  learn English. Tell him that he can make them buy a lot of his food, and that you will only need a small commission of 40%. You want to get as much commission as possible, so you will have to negotiate hard. Convince him that you can put his horrible little restaurant in every student guidebook in the world, and turn his premises into an international cultural exchange centre, where thousands of students can meet to exchange ideas, languages and spend lots of money.
You are Abdel, the owner of the famous Kebab Delight restaurant! You are eccentric, a little crazy even. You are going to make an agreement with a good-for-nothing English teacher. He wants to send you gullible foreign students who have too much money, and in exchange, he wants you to pay him a commission. Negotiate with him but don’t offer him any more than 5%. You don’t need this moneymaking fool to tell you how to run your business! What you are really interested in, are some of those pretty English girls that always go around with him. Try to convince him to send some of these lovely ladies over for a ‘cultural interchange’. If any of these students arrive, try and persuade them to spend as much money as possible, but don’t tell him that you give a commission to the teacher. Be as rude as possible, but don’t be offensive, and ask very personal questions about all of their private lives.
Student C. (For groups with multiples of three students.)
You are a Japanese student who has recently arrived in London. You want to go to The Kebab Delight to practice your English according to your teacher’s recommendations. When you arrive you find a disgusting dirty little take-away restaurant whose owner is clearly mad. You have spent three hours trying to find the place because you were given bad directions, and it has cost you a fortune in travelling expenses. You are cold, tired, hungry, and desperate to practice English. Talk to Abdel as much as possible, but remember you are a shy Japanese gentlemen that doesn’t like to talk about anything too personal. And try not to buy any of his typically disgusting English food. Find out what his relationship with your teacher is.
 Gullible (adj.) ready to believe anything.
 Supposedly (adverb) this is a word that is commonly confused in English with supposed to. It means that something is expected to be, or is believed to be a certain way. ‘It’s supposedly a really nice clean restaurant with a lovely owner’, would mean that someone had recommended the place to you, and that it should be like their description. The confusion is caused because there is another similar structure, supposed to which can have a different meaning. ‘It’s supposed to be a nice clean restaurant…’ has almost the same meaning as the above expression. But there are times when this is more common to talk about obligation. ‘You are supposed to keep your restaurant clean’, is what a government health inspector would say when he finds a dirty, unhygienic restaurant. He means that it is the normal thing that you should or must do, and is therefore a recommendation, and quite different from the first example. Compare also, ‘He is supposedly studying, but is thinking about that girl that he likes’. (People think that he is studying) and ‘We are supposed to study from 9.30 to 12.30, but everybody usually arrives late.’ (It is the school rule that classes are at these times.)
 (to) Go around/round with a phrasal verb that means to be friends with, and to spend time with people. ‘She’s started going round with a bad group of people, I wish she would find some nice friends.’ To hang out with is a common, informal way of saying the same thing. ‘I love hanging out with them. We always have a good laugh.’
 Mad (adj.) students prefer to use the word crazy to describe mental instability, but you should understand that mad is probably a more common way of expressing the same idea. A lunatic could be called a madman, but it is improbable that a native speaker would say a ‘crazy-man’. (British slang: nutter, loony.) The noun is thus madness and the adverb madly. Also make a note of the dependent preposition ‘about’ that is used with both mad and crazy; He’s mad about her, and she’s crazy about him.